hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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