I'm gonna have a badass scar
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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