Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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