That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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