Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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