I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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