would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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