Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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