butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
