How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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