My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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