It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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