No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Randomize
