Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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