No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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