fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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