Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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