it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
smell my finger.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Randomize
