I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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