if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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