We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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