dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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