I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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