Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We had sex on a dog bed..
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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