What did we do last night that was yellow?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Randomize
