I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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