This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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