I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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