I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Say something about gay babies.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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