People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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