Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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