i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
