After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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