going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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