Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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