doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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