Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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