You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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