You work out of a Hotel?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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