I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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