Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Randomize
