all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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