i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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