ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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