If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
only you would photoshop your dick
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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