'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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