According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
she told me i tasted like america
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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