hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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