what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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