I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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