I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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