You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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